Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
