You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I enjoy the company of your penis
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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