Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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