on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its not stalking. its research.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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