Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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