love makes seman taste better
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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