I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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