This is not my ceiling
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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