would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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