He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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