so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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