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Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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