if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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