There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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