I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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