worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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