My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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