I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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