oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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