All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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