eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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