so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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