hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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