you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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