Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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