I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
