Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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