He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
