for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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