just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
What a dumb baby whore.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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