Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
