Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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