fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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