I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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