He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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