I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize