Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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