why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
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how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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