It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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