on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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