i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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