that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
handjob tips. give me some.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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