Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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