i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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