Banned from zoo.
Again?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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