i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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