This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
40s are totally the cure
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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