How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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