You surviving the open bar?
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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