Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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