you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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