Well apparently he's into motor boating.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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