I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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