im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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